william lushbough: performs and writes comedy often, & cries all the time
based in the san francisco bay area
hang in with friends
HIGHbut that was a fun time
life is hard
sometime shit goes down
Homeless people are way better at comedy than comedians. Because most comedians have a bit where they were walking down the street and saw this homeless guy…
"Hey miss, my name is William, do you like farty fart fart jokes?"
what my thanks giving could have been
mediocre bullshit part one of a hundred thousand
Thanksgiving basically means “HEY, DONT BITCH”
The worst is when you see someone reblog and quote Louis CK
They’re probably thinking
MAN, HES TELLIN IT LIKE IT IS!!
I post these often on www.reddit.com/r/standupshots
Watch as William Lushbough shows you how to tie a tie!